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Post by hanniballecture on Dec 26, 2009 19:28:01 GMT -5
[glow=black,2,300]Tickle Me Pink The Time Is Wrong
As we're driving through the evergreens The darkest hours hold the brightest dreams With the touch of your hand, as we glide in the rain Is the closest you've come Cause it's the farthest I've been Yeah it's the farthest I've been No I can't lead you on Wait The truth is come And don't you waist your time on me The time is wrong So take a second look And I will be gone Gone Oooon On With impure motives and lustful grin I'll steal your heart again Embrace the truth You gently whisper my name As if it was something more You should think again Before you open that door Don't you open that door No I can't lead you on Wait The truth will come Now don't you waist your time on me The time is wrong So take a second look I will be gone I'll think what you believe Then I'll move on So make your self aware This won't last long Lone Oooon On Don't you waste your time on me The time is wrong Don't you waste your time on me The time is wrong Don't you waste your time n me The time is wrong Don't you waste your time on me The time is wrong No don't you waste your time on me The time is wrong No, I won't lead you on Wait, your temtation is gone[/glow]
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Post by hanniballecture on Dec 26, 2009 19:34:09 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Underoath Desperate Times, Desperate Measures
I've been crawling around in the dark for a while. Sprawled out across the floor. Not collecting dust anymore. Define me a parasite. Define my host. Trapped beneath the floor. I slowly waste away. Now I pull my frail body into the chair. And look me in the face. Oh, disappointments, so disappointing. This may be my last one. It's gonna be good and hard. It might be a touch out of key.
When this thing breaks. I will be you, you will be me. I'm afraid that this is really happening. Let's hope this is short lived and riddled with dizzy
Oh, God the noise! Is ringing in my ear. It's so unclear. I hear them talking. But can't make out the words. Speak up. Speak clear.
God, where have I been. I'm terrible company. With zero apologies.
While I sink to the bottom. I'll sing out as it fills with water. I hope I've done enough.
I'm worn out. I'm worn thin. I will never break through. Let me out
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Post by Night and Akito on Jun 13, 2010 20:32:52 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Opening song – Nessaja by Scooter
Pygmy boy scenes – Popcorn by Crazy Frog
Thunderdome Til We Die by Peter by Paul Pigmans (aka 3 Steps Ahead)
Stravinsky’s Bass by Peter by Paul Pigmans (aka 3 Steps Ahead)
Raver by Showtek
Arrives in the Middle East – Hava Nagila (Club Mix) by Axel Jaeger and Sebastian Wernke Schmiesing
Bruno sings a song of peace – Dove Of Peace (Middle East Version) by Sacha Baron Cohen and Erran Baron Cohen
For Sho by DaVinci’s Notebook
Sings baby to sleep – Schlaf Kinder Schlaf by Sacha Baron Cohen and Gustaf Hammarsten
Sexin’ Me by Christian Ebner
Baby headphones – Yo Mo-Fo by K.I.N.D.
Protesters, strapped together – Tainted Love by Soft Cell
Military barracks – In The Navy by The Village People
In the tent – Divide & Conquer by Pete Scaturro
Cage match – Back In Black by AC/DC
Kiss during cage match – My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
Singing in the studio – Dove Of Peace by Snoop Dogg, Elton John, Chris Martin, Slash, Sting and Bono [/glow]
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Post by Night and Akito on Jul 17, 2010 22:34:34 GMT -5
.... you know i saw one of those signs that churchs have on the way home yesterday...it said... "Forgive your enemies... it messes with their heads"... churchs really are a lot more evil than they want to seem...Priest+altar boy= LUST..."donations"+idiots who "donate money"= AVARICE..."remodeling the church for the good of the people"=VANITY..."those damn jewish temples are better than our churchs"+vanity=ENVY..."we are working but we don't get paid so let's mooch off the idiots that listen to our BS instead of getting real jobs"=SLOTH..."lets hammer nails into the hands and feet of some jewish guy for believing in essenctually the same thing but acting differently from us"=WRATH...they "drink the blood of their savior" (whom they hammered nails into)=GLUTTONY... see it takes one to know one or recognize one... the church knows what the seven deadly sins are because they perform them all the time!!!
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Post by Yami & Yume on Feb 20, 2011 19:48:53 GMT -5
[glow=silver,2,300]The Lonely Island ft. Julian Casablancas Boombox
[The Lonely Island] Imagine in your mind a posh country club The stuffy old money where the poor get snubbed The spread is bland sauerkraut and boiled goose There's no way these people will ever cut loose
But then I walk in the room, hold my boombox high And what happened next, will blow your mind
[Julian Casablancas] Everything got outta control The music was so entrancing Everyone got out on the floor It was a bunch of old white people dancing
[The Lonely Island] Now picture if you will a bunch of business men Stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen The ties around their necks are like a hangman's noose In the middle of the table there's a boiled goose
The old people smell makes you want to puke in the sink These dudes will never dance, yeah that's what you think I stride in the room all young and hip Hold up my boombox and say listen to this
[Julian Casablancas] Then everyone started to move People rejoiced instead of financing Your preconceived notions were shattered By these super old white people dancing
[The Lonely Island] The Big Apple, where people never dance Spirits go down while profits expand The cops or the dealers, who's got the juice The street vendors peddling their boiled goose So many types of people they'll never get along Till I bust out my boombox and play this song
[Julian Casablancas] The music washed away all their hate And society started advancing Every demographic was represented It was a rainbow coalition of daaaancing Whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh ! Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves Whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh ! I saw a Spanish guy doing the Bartman
[The Lonely Island] Transport now to an old folks home Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose
So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo base And what happened next was a total disgrace
[Julian Casablancas] Everybody started having sex The music was way too powerful A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits It was disgusting to say the least Oh! A boombox can change the world You gotta know your limits with a boombox This was a cautionary tale A boombox is not a toy[/glow]
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Post by Yami & Yume on Feb 20, 2011 19:52:38 GMT -5
[glow=silver,2,300] The Lonely Island ft. Akon I Just Had Sex
(Andy Samberg)
Sometimes Something beautiful happens in this world
(Akon)
Oh Akon And Lonely Island
(Andy) You don't know how to express yourself so You just gotta sing
(Akon)
I just had sex And it felt so good (felt so good) A woman let me put my penis inside her (her) I just had sex (Hey!) And I'll never go back (never go back) To the not-having-sex Ways of the past
(Andy)
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it It literally just happened Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest
(Jorma)
You'll never guess where I just came from I had sex If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
When I had the sex 'Meant my penis felt great And I called my parents right after I was done
(Andy)
Oh hey, didn't see you there Guess what I just did Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
(Jorma)
Well sure Nice of her to let you do that thing
(Andy)
Nice of any girl ever
(Jorma)
Now sing
[Akon] I just had sex And it felt so good (felt so good) A woman let me put my penis inside her (her) I Wanna tell the world
[Andy Samberg]
To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
(Jorma)
Doesn't really make sense
(Andy)
But man, screw it
(Jorma)
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
(Andy)
She could be my wife
(Jorma)
That good?
(Andy)
The best 30 seconds of my life
(Akon)
My life!
(Jorma)
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
(Andy)
Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better
(Jorma)
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
(Akon)
So this one's dedicated to them girls That let us flop around on top of them If you're near or far, whether short or tall We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
(Jorma)
She kept looking at her watch
(Akon)
Doesn't matter, I had sex
[Andy Samberg]
But I cried the whole time
(Akon)
Doesn't matter, I had sex
(Jorma)
I think she might have been a racist
(Akon)
Doesn't matter, I had sex
(Andy)
She put a bag on my head
(Akon)
Still counts I just had sex And my dreams came true (dreams came true) So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me I just had sex (everybody sing!) And it felt so good (we all had sex!) A woman let me put my penis inside her (I wanna tell the whole world!) I just had sex (I just had sex!) And I'll never go back (no, no, no!) To the not-having-sex Ways of the past (And it felt so great) [/glow]
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Post by Yami & Yume on Feb 20, 2011 19:56:57 GMT -5
[glow=silver,2,300] The Lonely Island ft. Seth Rogan Like A Boss
Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review No problem So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? Absolutely, I'm the boss Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss Well the first thing I do is...
Talk to to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember birthdays (like a boss) Direct workflow (like a boss) My own bathroom (like a boss) Micromanage (like a boss) Promote Synergy (like a boss) Hit on Debra (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Swallow sadness (like a boss) Send some faxes (like a boss) Call a sex line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss) Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss) No promotion (like a boss) Fifth of vodka (like a boss) Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss) Buy a gun (like a boss) In my mouth (like a boss) Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit! Pussy out (like a boss) Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss) Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss) Score some coke (like a boss) Crash my car (like a boss) Suck my own dick (like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) Chop my balls off (like a boss) Black out in the sewer (like a boss) Meet a giant fish (like a boss) Fuck its brains out (like a boss) Turn into a jet (like a boss) Bomb the Russians (like a boss) Crash into the sun (like a boss) Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then? No doubt You chop your balls off and die? Hell yeah And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick Nope! Actually I'm pretty sure you did Nah, that ain't me Okay, well this has been eye opening for me I'm the boss Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times I'm the boss Yeah yeah I got it! I'm the boss No I heard you, see ya later LIKE A BOSS!
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Post by Yami & Yume on Feb 20, 2011 20:01:05 GMT -5
[glow=silver,2,300] The Lonely Island ft. Nicki Minaj The Creep
[John Waters] Hey, I'm John Waters, and this is... The Creep.
[Lonely Island] When you're out in the club and you see a fly girl Do the Creep (hah) Do the Creep (hah) And if you wanna make friends at the ATM Do the Creep (hoo) Do the Creep (hah)
[Andy Samberg] Well, we got a new dance so get up on your feet It's real easy to do, and it's called 'The Creep' Let your hands flap around like a Marionette Pop your knees up and down, sh-sh-shaking your neck
[Akiva Schaffer] Now pull your waistband up like you expectin' a flood And slick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers Put this in your speakers; you a certified creeper.
[Lonely Island] When you see a country peach, laying out at the beach Do the Creep (hah) Do the Creep (hah) And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree Do the Creep (hoo) Do the Creep (hah)
[Andy Samberg] I was six years old when I started creepin' My parents took it to their room and I started peepin' You can't imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads And saw my little ass creepin' at the foot of the bed
[Akiva Schaffer] Yeah they knew I was a creep, since the day I was born Poppin' out my momma like some kettle corn Yeah the doctor caught my head and he started freakin' 'Cause I came out clean -- and I came out creepin'!
[Lonely Island] Nicki, Nicki, Nicki, Nicki, Nicki Nicki!
[Nicki Minaj] When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys' locker room Hide deep inside -- it was my little creep stalker room As they disrobed, I was oogling and oggling Little did they know, that for me, they were modeling And I would laugh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha. And they would dance, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la. So pop-pop-pop your peepers, and tweak out your sneakers Don't sleep, come on get your Creep on with me!
[Lonely Island] Go on, get to sweatin' off a bride at her wedding Do the Creep (hah) And do the Creep (hah)
[Nicki Minaj] And when you sneak into a wake, and you see a beefcake Do the Creep (hoo) And do the Creep (hah)
[Lonely Island] And when the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body Do the Creep (hah) Do the Creep (hah)
[Nicki Minaj] So, get your knees flexin, and your arms T-rexin',
[All] And Creep (hoo) Do the Creep! (hah)
[John Waters] And don't forget to smile!
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Post by Yami & Yume on Feb 21, 2011 17:24:29 GMT -5
[glow=gold,2,300] Rihanna ft. The Lonely Island "Shy Ronnie"
[Rihanna sings:] "Eh, whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rihanna. Shy Ronnie. We are like Fire and ice taking over the whole world. From the mountain tops down to the boys and girls. And the tree of knowledge it grows because we plant the seeds. We the teachers of this and we got just what you need. Shy Ronnie..."
[Shy Ronnie mumbles]
[Rihanna:] "Speak up. Shy Ronnie, speak up."
[Shy Ronnie still mumbles]
[Rihanna:] "OK, I'll take it from here.
OK, we are like Fire and ice taking over the whole world. From the mountain tops down to the boys and girls. Hit 'em Shy Ronnie!"
[Shy Ronnie still mumbles, makes a mic feedback noise.]
[Rihanna:] "No. Move the mic away from your face. C'mon, this beat cost a lot of money. Oh, no. Oh, no. He pissed himself. He pissed himself. Oh, boy. Should've just payed Kanye. Bye Shy Ronnie. Bye Bye."
[She leaves and then Shy Ronnie sings out.]
[Rihanna:] I'm back, forgot my purse. Bye, bye again." [Shy Ronnie mumbles again]
[Shy Ronnie] And I don't need no beat. [mumbles] And you should hang with me cuz my name is Shy Ronnie. [/glow]
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Post by Yami & Yume on Feb 21, 2011 17:29:21 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] Rihanna ft. The Lonely Island Ronnie and Clyde
Rihanna: We've done the work, we know the system. We have the firepower and we have each other You ready? Yeah We at it again, everybody now, Hands in the air, its a stick up, stick up, No funny business or you'll get lit up, lit up! You test I you gunna die, And at your funeral ya momma gunna cry. So customers kiss the floor floor, And clerks open cash drawers slow, slow. If you don’t wanna end up dead, You do everything Shy Ronnie says! Tell them Ronnie!
Shy Ronnie: [Mumbling]
Rihanna: No one in the back can hear you, Shy Ronnie use your outside voice! We don’t have time for this!
Shy Ronnie: Haha!
Let’s go! So stay on the ground its a stick up, stick up! Your wallets and jewels we'll pick up, pick up! Unload the cash, move your ass, We gettin money, tell them Shy Ronnie!
Shy Ronnie: [Mumbling]
Please, please use your words! Just imagine that everyone's naked. Uh, oh! Boner alert! He really pictured them naked.
Shy Ronnie: Haha!
Why did I think you could do this? Ronnie, hostage on the move! He shot himself! And why is your gun so small? The police are on the way.
[Come out with your hands up]
Good luck Shy Ronnie! Bye, bye!
Ronnie: Ronnie motha fucka and I'm back from the dead, [??]Played war with the burner[??], so I shot my own leg! Don't get the name twisted, cause I’m crazy as shit I hung a giant ass noose off my giant ass dick!
Rihanna: Ay! I forgot this money, And also this guy! Come on, we gunna have sex! Too-da-loo!
Ronnie: And you could hang from it, Cause you don’t wanna see my real gun! [??]Shots through the sky but your face sound real fun [??] Rock!
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Post by Yami & Yume on Aug 9, 2011 14:27:16 GMT -5
WHAT HAPPENS WITHIN
When you see my smile, What do you think? When you hear my laugh, What do you think? How do I look to you? How do I sound to you?
When you embrace me in a hug, What do you think? When you kiss me, What do you think? How do I feel to you? How do I taste to you?
Do you see the pain, hidden behind the smile? Do you hear the sobs, overlapped by the laughter? Do you feel the panic, under my skin?
Do you taste the tears, after they had fallen upon my lips? Can you tell how my heart runs ramped in the chaos of emotion? Can you tell what happens within the depths of my darkened soul?
By: Night Tenjo
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Post by Yami & Yume on Oct 13, 2011 17:08:03 GMT -5
Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People
Robert's got a quick hand He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan He's got a rolled cigarette Hanging out of his mouth, he's a cowboy kid He found a six-shooter gun In his dad's closet with in a box of fun things I don't even know what But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
Daddy works a long day He'll be coming home late and he's coming home late And he's bringing me a surprise 'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice I've waited for a long time Yeah the slight of my hand is now a quick pull-trigger I reason with my cigarette And say, "your hair's on fire, you must've lost your wits, yeah"
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
Run run run run Ru-ru-ru-run run run Ru-ru-ru-run run run run Ru-ru-ru-run run run ru-run run
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
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