Post by waterspirt45 on May 12, 2008 18:21:45 GMT -5
Okay I found this on fanfiction.net I thought it was kinda funny. The FanFic is called Q and A flock style. A user called Melt the sugar sent in a dare for Gazzy. And that's where I'll start.
Ok I have a dare too!! I want Gazzy to be the director of a play! He can make
it about whatever he wants and all of the household must participate! (Is that
even a dare?)
Melt the sugar
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"A play? Really?" Gazzy asked, his eyes bright. I sighed.
"Yeah Gazzer. A play."
--
A Few Minutes Later:
Gazzy stood up in front of us, smiling brightly. "Welcome everybody!" He said, sounding just like Steven Spielberg. Everybody was the Flock, Ella, Mom, and Magnolia. Mom clapped enthusiastically, smiling at Gazzy encouragingly. He accepted the praise, waiting for a few seconds.
"I have decided what our play's gonna be about!" He shouted, this time sounding like himself. I could feel my stomach twisting nervously at the thought.
"Spit it out already Gaz." Iggy groaned, struggling to sit up. Gazzy grinned, pulling something red and white from his pocket.
"No way!"
--
The living room had been transformed into an arena. Fang and Iggy were facing each other, Fang glaring at Iggy while Igs smirked triumphantly. Fang had gotten rid of his pink shirt (since his part didn't exactly wear pink shirts to begin with) and had been forced into a blue zipper jacket. Ella had dug through her stuff and produced a red baseball hat and had slammed it on Fang's head. Iggy, on the other hand, had raided Fang's backpack and taken out a bunch of black clothes and put them on, making him look weird. In a good way though.
"You'll never defeat me, Ash Ketchum!" Iggy crowed, laughing maniacally. That's right. Of all the things Gazzy could have made us do, he had to have chosen Pokemon. Fang actually took this as a challenge, though, after Iggy said Fang didn't have the guts (actually he'd said something else, but Mom had scolded him for it) to go through with it.
"You'll never get away with this!" Fang/Ash vowed, striking a pose. I almost burst out laughing, but managed to keep my mouth shut by stuffing it with blanket. Hey, it's gross, but it worked!
"You let the Queen and the Princess go!" Fang/Ash (Fash?) continued. I swear, he's showing more emotion for a play than in real life. Oh, and if you're wondering who Gazzy chose to be the 'Queen' and 'Princess'... yeah. Mom was sitting next to me on the couch, which was actually supposed to be a cell or something like that, but, yeah. I have a feeling Angel might have given Gazzy the idea. Whatever.
"Max!" Gazzy hissed from behind the couch (his director's... well, not chair. More like director's area?) I looked up at him.
"Hm?"
"Your line!" He said, rolling his eyes. I sighed.
"'Oh, please! Someone save us!'" I muttered, coughing into my blanket. Mom gave me a worried look and (again) touched my forehead.
"Max..." She whispered. She knew how stubborn I was; she wasn't going to force me to go to bed if I didn't want to. I shook my head, scrunching deeper into the warmth of the blanket.
Behind us, Gazzy groaned. "You call that acting?" He Spielberg'ed at me. I rolled my eyes at him.
"Fine." I sighed. "'Oh, please! Someone save us!" I said again, this time with more 'emotion'. Fang smirked at me, leaving me no choice than to stick my tongue out at him. I would have flipped him off, but 1.) Mom was watching and 2.) I was still cold.
"Are we here to fight, or are we here to talk?" Iggy spat, sounding evil. Fang smirked at him.
"Let's go then!"
At the same time (Angel's doing, probably), the guys pulled out a 'Pokeball' and posed randomly. Fang turned his baseball cap backwards on his head and geared up like a pitcher.
"Donphan, I choose you!" He shouted, and Nudge popped up from behind him.
"I don't wanna be an elephant!" She moaned, crossing her arms across her chest. Fang sighed and got off his 'dramatic' pose.
"Well, there's the elephant, the lizard, the monkey, the crab, the little yellow rat, and the big huge blue bird." Iggy said, ticking them off on his fingers. Nudge frowned.
"Fine, I guess I'll be the bird." She sighed, shuffling back to her seat. Iggy smirked at Fang again.
"So, where were we?"
"Uh, right. Swellow, I choose you!" Fang said, stumbling a little. Nudge jumped up from her seat and spread her wings out.
"You might wanna close them, sweetie." I said, wincing as her wings took up most of the space in the room. Nudge nodded.
"Not bad, Ketchup." Iggy sneered, taking a bouncy ball from his pocket and aiming it at Fang's head. Fang ducked, looking annoyed.
"Poochyena, I choose you!" Iggy said, a few seconds too late.
"Ugh, do I have to?" Total groaned, trotting out from behind Iggy. Iggy stared at him.
"Yeah."
"Fine. Arf!" Total barked, trying to sound, I dunno, intimidating, I guess. Fang grinned.
"You plan on beating me with that?" He asked pompously. I gotta tell you, it's really weird seeing your best friend pretend to be a cartoon character and do it good. "Sorry Total." Fang muttered as an afterthought. Total sniffed, and began growling. Oh, dear.
"Don't underestimate me, boy." Iggy declared, pacing back and forth. "You have no idea what I have planned for you all."
"Enough talk," Fang snapped. "Swellow, uh..."
"Quick attack!" Gazzy hissed off stage. Fang nodded.
"Right. What he said." Gazzy rolled his eyes as Nudge, well, stood there.
"What do I do?"
"How am I supposed to know?" Fang asked, glancing at Gazzy. Gazzy sighed.
"Actors..." He stood up, walking into the middle of the 'battle'. "Okay, Nudge, when you attack, just head for Total. Iggy, whatever you get Total to do, just try and bite Nudge. Not hard or anything, though," He warned.
"Action!" Gazzer shouted, and crawled back to his seat. The guys got into their random poses again.
"Swellow, Quick Attack!"
"Poochyena, dodge and Scary Face!" Iggy snapped. Nudge kind of tried to tackle Total, but Total dodged her and...
"Oh my God! You call that a Scary Face?!" Ella giggled madly from Iggy's side of the field. Yep. My sister, instead of being the 'Princess' got to be on of Iggy's Pokemon. How unfair.
Total turned to glare at her. "You think you can do better?" He demanded.
"Now's the time, Swellow! Wing Attack!" Fang cried. Nudge smirked and extended one of her wings to bang Total in the back of the head.
"Hey, what's the big idea?!" He asked, looking really pissed. Nudge smiled at him apologetically.
"Sorry Total, but you're out!" She chirped, walking back to Fang's side of the 'field'.
"I lost?" Iggy asked, sounding bored.
"Yeah."
"Oh. Okay. Poochyena, return." Iggy said monotonously. Total walked back to Iggy's side, looking depressed.
"Good job, Swellow." Fang cheered (that's right. Cheered. I'm in an alternate dimension now...)
"You may have beaten me just now, Condiment," Iggy said dramatically. "But I've still got a few tricks up my sleeve." The room was silent.
"Condiment?" I asked, confused. Iggy sighed.
"Yeah. You know, Ketchup, Mustard, all that cr-junk? Condiments."
"Right..."
"Whatever. Uh, Cherubi, I choose you!" Iggy said, tapping Ella's shoulder.
"Isn't that a fruit?"
"Yeah."
"Why is it a Pokemon?"
"I don't know! Just go already!"
Fang waited patiently for them to finish arguing.
"Corphish, I choose you!" He said, poking Magnolia with his shoe. Magnolia turned to look at him.
"Come on, Magnolia! C'mere!" Ella cooed, kneeling and patting the ground beside her. Magnolia wagged her tail and walked forward.
"Okay..." Everyone stared as Magnolia began licking Ella's hand.
"That's right, Corphish! Eat her!" 'Ash' grinned, getting way into his character if you ask me.
"Come on, Cherubi! Do... something." Iggy finished lamely.
"Tackle!" Gazzy hissed.
"Right. Tackle it, Cherubi!"
"No!" F'Ash' moaned as Magnolia flipped upside down so that Ella could scratch her belly.
"Ha! I won!" Iggy began dancing for some reason.
"Oh, no!" Mom laughed, totally ruining the effect of our capture-ness. "Who'll save us now?"
"I still have one Pokemon left!" Ash said, posing again.
"Pikachu! I choose you!"
"Pika!" Angel chirped, crouching in front of Fang.
"Oh yeah? Um, go, Chingling!" Iggy shouted, pointing at Gazzy. He gave Iggy an incredulous look.
"I'm not gonna be a bell!"
"Too bad, I already chose!" Iggy shot back. Gazzy grumbled about it but walked in front of Igs.
"Pika?" Angel chirped, cocking her head.
"Grr..."
"Go Pikachu! Tackle!" Fang said, pointing at Gazzy. Angel nodded, running towards Gazzy.
"Go, Chingling! Do something!" Iggy shouted. I covered my ears with my blanket. I had a headache as it was...
"Like what?" Gazzy demanded, looking annoyed. Iggy shrugged.
"What does the little bell thing do anyways?" Gazzy didn't have a chance to answer because Angel tackled him from behind. The next few minutes were spent watching Gazzy and Angel wrestle around on the ground.
"Pika-chuuuuuu!" Angel cried, jumping up and landing on Gazzy.
"And Pikachu's the winner!" Ella cried, since, you know, Gazzy was trapped under Angel.
"Oh no! I lost! Gasp!" Iggy muttered sarcastically.
"Whoo! You saved the Queen and the Princess!" Angel grinned. Evil little mindreader.
--
I SWEAR IF ANYONE SENDS US ANOTHER PLAY/SKIT/THING TO DO LIKE THAT I'LL MAKE SURE TO MAKE YOU REGRET IT!! -cough cough- See? You guys are gonna kill me... -Max.
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sorry for the longness thank good for copy and paste :}
Ok I have a dare too!! I want Gazzy to be the director of a play! He can make
it about whatever he wants and all of the household must participate! (Is that
even a dare?)
Melt the sugar
--
"A play? Really?" Gazzy asked, his eyes bright. I sighed.
"Yeah Gazzer. A play."
--
A Few Minutes Later:
Gazzy stood up in front of us, smiling brightly. "Welcome everybody!" He said, sounding just like Steven Spielberg. Everybody was the Flock, Ella, Mom, and Magnolia. Mom clapped enthusiastically, smiling at Gazzy encouragingly. He accepted the praise, waiting for a few seconds.
"I have decided what our play's gonna be about!" He shouted, this time sounding like himself. I could feel my stomach twisting nervously at the thought.
"Spit it out already Gaz." Iggy groaned, struggling to sit up. Gazzy grinned, pulling something red and white from his pocket.
"No way!"
--
The living room had been transformed into an arena. Fang and Iggy were facing each other, Fang glaring at Iggy while Igs smirked triumphantly. Fang had gotten rid of his pink shirt (since his part didn't exactly wear pink shirts to begin with) and had been forced into a blue zipper jacket. Ella had dug through her stuff and produced a red baseball hat and had slammed it on Fang's head. Iggy, on the other hand, had raided Fang's backpack and taken out a bunch of black clothes and put them on, making him look weird. In a good way though.
"You'll never defeat me, Ash Ketchum!" Iggy crowed, laughing maniacally. That's right. Of all the things Gazzy could have made us do, he had to have chosen Pokemon. Fang actually took this as a challenge, though, after Iggy said Fang didn't have the guts (actually he'd said something else, but Mom had scolded him for it) to go through with it.
"You'll never get away with this!" Fang/Ash vowed, striking a pose. I almost burst out laughing, but managed to keep my mouth shut by stuffing it with blanket. Hey, it's gross, but it worked!
"You let the Queen and the Princess go!" Fang/Ash (Fash?) continued. I swear, he's showing more emotion for a play than in real life. Oh, and if you're wondering who Gazzy chose to be the 'Queen' and 'Princess'... yeah. Mom was sitting next to me on the couch, which was actually supposed to be a cell or something like that, but, yeah. I have a feeling Angel might have given Gazzy the idea. Whatever.
"Max!" Gazzy hissed from behind the couch (his director's... well, not chair. More like director's area?) I looked up at him.
"Hm?"
"Your line!" He said, rolling his eyes. I sighed.
"'Oh, please! Someone save us!'" I muttered, coughing into my blanket. Mom gave me a worried look and (again) touched my forehead.
"Max..." She whispered. She knew how stubborn I was; she wasn't going to force me to go to bed if I didn't want to. I shook my head, scrunching deeper into the warmth of the blanket.
Behind us, Gazzy groaned. "You call that acting?" He Spielberg'ed at me. I rolled my eyes at him.
"Fine." I sighed. "'Oh, please! Someone save us!" I said again, this time with more 'emotion'. Fang smirked at me, leaving me no choice than to stick my tongue out at him. I would have flipped him off, but 1.) Mom was watching and 2.) I was still cold.
"Are we here to fight, or are we here to talk?" Iggy spat, sounding evil. Fang smirked at him.
"Let's go then!"
At the same time (Angel's doing, probably), the guys pulled out a 'Pokeball' and posed randomly. Fang turned his baseball cap backwards on his head and geared up like a pitcher.
"Donphan, I choose you!" He shouted, and Nudge popped up from behind him.
"I don't wanna be an elephant!" She moaned, crossing her arms across her chest. Fang sighed and got off his 'dramatic' pose.
"Well, there's the elephant, the lizard, the monkey, the crab, the little yellow rat, and the big huge blue bird." Iggy said, ticking them off on his fingers. Nudge frowned.
"Fine, I guess I'll be the bird." She sighed, shuffling back to her seat. Iggy smirked at Fang again.
"So, where were we?"
"Uh, right. Swellow, I choose you!" Fang said, stumbling a little. Nudge jumped up from her seat and spread her wings out.
"You might wanna close them, sweetie." I said, wincing as her wings took up most of the space in the room. Nudge nodded.
"Not bad, Ketchup." Iggy sneered, taking a bouncy ball from his pocket and aiming it at Fang's head. Fang ducked, looking annoyed.
"Poochyena, I choose you!" Iggy said, a few seconds too late.
"Ugh, do I have to?" Total groaned, trotting out from behind Iggy. Iggy stared at him.
"Yeah."
"Fine. Arf!" Total barked, trying to sound, I dunno, intimidating, I guess. Fang grinned.
"You plan on beating me with that?" He asked pompously. I gotta tell you, it's really weird seeing your best friend pretend to be a cartoon character and do it good. "Sorry Total." Fang muttered as an afterthought. Total sniffed, and began growling. Oh, dear.
"Don't underestimate me, boy." Iggy declared, pacing back and forth. "You have no idea what I have planned for you all."
"Enough talk," Fang snapped. "Swellow, uh..."
"Quick attack!" Gazzy hissed off stage. Fang nodded.
"Right. What he said." Gazzy rolled his eyes as Nudge, well, stood there.
"What do I do?"
"How am I supposed to know?" Fang asked, glancing at Gazzy. Gazzy sighed.
"Actors..." He stood up, walking into the middle of the 'battle'. "Okay, Nudge, when you attack, just head for Total. Iggy, whatever you get Total to do, just try and bite Nudge. Not hard or anything, though," He warned.
"Action!" Gazzer shouted, and crawled back to his seat. The guys got into their random poses again.
"Swellow, Quick Attack!"
"Poochyena, dodge and Scary Face!" Iggy snapped. Nudge kind of tried to tackle Total, but Total dodged her and...
"Oh my God! You call that a Scary Face?!" Ella giggled madly from Iggy's side of the field. Yep. My sister, instead of being the 'Princess' got to be on of Iggy's Pokemon. How unfair.
Total turned to glare at her. "You think you can do better?" He demanded.
"Now's the time, Swellow! Wing Attack!" Fang cried. Nudge smirked and extended one of her wings to bang Total in the back of the head.
"Hey, what's the big idea?!" He asked, looking really pissed. Nudge smiled at him apologetically.
"Sorry Total, but you're out!" She chirped, walking back to Fang's side of the 'field'.
"I lost?" Iggy asked, sounding bored.
"Yeah."
"Oh. Okay. Poochyena, return." Iggy said monotonously. Total walked back to Iggy's side, looking depressed.
"Good job, Swellow." Fang cheered (that's right. Cheered. I'm in an alternate dimension now...)
"You may have beaten me just now, Condiment," Iggy said dramatically. "But I've still got a few tricks up my sleeve." The room was silent.
"Condiment?" I asked, confused. Iggy sighed.
"Yeah. You know, Ketchup, Mustard, all that cr-junk? Condiments."
"Right..."
"Whatever. Uh, Cherubi, I choose you!" Iggy said, tapping Ella's shoulder.
"Isn't that a fruit?"
"Yeah."
"Why is it a Pokemon?"
"I don't know! Just go already!"
Fang waited patiently for them to finish arguing.
"Corphish, I choose you!" He said, poking Magnolia with his shoe. Magnolia turned to look at him.
"Come on, Magnolia! C'mere!" Ella cooed, kneeling and patting the ground beside her. Magnolia wagged her tail and walked forward.
"Okay..." Everyone stared as Magnolia began licking Ella's hand.
"That's right, Corphish! Eat her!" 'Ash' grinned, getting way into his character if you ask me.
"Come on, Cherubi! Do... something." Iggy finished lamely.
"Tackle!" Gazzy hissed.
"Right. Tackle it, Cherubi!"
"No!" F'Ash' moaned as Magnolia flipped upside down so that Ella could scratch her belly.
"Ha! I won!" Iggy began dancing for some reason.
"Oh, no!" Mom laughed, totally ruining the effect of our capture-ness. "Who'll save us now?"
"I still have one Pokemon left!" Ash said, posing again.
"Pikachu! I choose you!"
"Pika!" Angel chirped, crouching in front of Fang.
"Oh yeah? Um, go, Chingling!" Iggy shouted, pointing at Gazzy. He gave Iggy an incredulous look.
"I'm not gonna be a bell!"
"Too bad, I already chose!" Iggy shot back. Gazzy grumbled about it but walked in front of Igs.
"Pika?" Angel chirped, cocking her head.
"Grr..."
"Go Pikachu! Tackle!" Fang said, pointing at Gazzy. Angel nodded, running towards Gazzy.
"Go, Chingling! Do something!" Iggy shouted. I covered my ears with my blanket. I had a headache as it was...
"Like what?" Gazzy demanded, looking annoyed. Iggy shrugged.
"What does the little bell thing do anyways?" Gazzy didn't have a chance to answer because Angel tackled him from behind. The next few minutes were spent watching Gazzy and Angel wrestle around on the ground.
"Pika-chuuuuuu!" Angel cried, jumping up and landing on Gazzy.
"And Pikachu's the winner!" Ella cried, since, you know, Gazzy was trapped under Angel.
"Oh no! I lost! Gasp!" Iggy muttered sarcastically.
"Whoo! You saved the Queen and the Princess!" Angel grinned. Evil little mindreader.
--
I SWEAR IF ANYONE SENDS US ANOTHER PLAY/SKIT/THING TO DO LIKE THAT I'LL MAKE SURE TO MAKE YOU REGRET IT!! -cough cough- See? You guys are gonna kill me... -Max.
--
sorry for the longness thank good for copy and paste :}